December 2011
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3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Meeting Josh Hutcherson
Me: Will you sign this?
Josh: Sure
Josh: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Josh: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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I was watching hall pass..
Not too interesting of a movie.. Then a wild Bo Burnham appears!! Now I am fully engaged and hoping to see him again!
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Collin, what comes to your mind when you hear the...
..the guy who plays for the police?
Hey! When he retires, will he change his name to Stung?!
Gotta love this show.
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So I'm out of high school..
And during this holiday weekend everyone was like “so Makayla, what will you be doing?”
And I say “well, I’m going to buckle down. Average 40 hours a week at work and start college in march.”
And in Makayla language, I just said “I’m going to stuff my face full of deliciously fatty food.. Be on tumblr all day long and then sleep when I’m not doing...
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In all honesty..
The only person I will really miss from school is this girl named Kelsey.
She got me through my classes and made them fun, without her I would have DIED. She’s the only reason why I would ever want to come back for 1 more term. And now I must leave her! What will I do..
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Dead people..
make great pillows!
Anonymous asked: I see you... lying next to dead people
- Mom I'm going out →
- With your friends?
- No mom, With pikachu
- WHO IS PIKACHU?
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Go to Google and type in "Let it snow"
Enjoy it. It’s the only snow you’ll see right now.
Jumping over a car:
Expectations:
Reality:
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Does the end of Fellowship of the Ring make anyone...
When Boromir tries to save the hobbits, and he ends up getting shot with arrows like 3 times and is still fighting for them? Then he just can’t do it any more and the hobbits end up trying to fight to save the rest of his life.. But then they get taken away and Boromir watches them fight to break away?
No? …okay.
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You have my sword. And my bow!
And MY axe..